shavingryansprivates:

it’s amazing that there’s an entire section of tumblr where all the people gain their followers off of promos and posts that say “reblog this for a promo must be following me”

like what do you even accomplish by doing that

seriously

your followers don’t even like you they just want you to give them followers

  • i get walked into in the hall: sorry
  • i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
  • i get pushed against the wall: sorry
  • i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
  • i get pushed out the window: sorry
  • i get run over by a car: sorry
  • i get murdered: sorry

look guys it’s Snow-ing.

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

(Source: gradies)

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

(Source: annawintour)

abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

majss:

i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

(Source: nectarineteen)

omegle

  • stranger: r u indian girl im looking for hot indian girls
  • me: yes
  • stranger: what ur name
  • me: Buffalo Running River Spirit
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pregnat4:

my life in a picture

unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

theyellovvbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks