shavingryansprivates:

it’s amazing that there’s an entire section of tumblr where all the people gain their followers off of promos and posts that say “reblog this for a promo must be following me”

like what do you even accomplish by doing that

seriously

your followers don’t even like you they just want you to give them followers

• i get walked into in the hall: sorry
• i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
• i get pushed against the wall: sorry
• i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
• i get pushed out the window: sorry
• i get run over by a car: sorry
• i get murdered: sorry

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

(Source: gradies)

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

(Source: annawintour)

majss:

i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

(Source: nectarineteen)

omegle

• stranger: r u indian girl im looking for hot indian girls
• me: yes
• stranger: what ur name
• me: Buffalo Running River Spirit
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

theyellovvbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks